Happy Sunday, everyone!
The man who wanted to kill Pappy Bush and many, many others is having a birthday today!
Yes! Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti would be 87 today IF he didn't do all of the ill shit he had done, like killing his own people and invading another sovereign nation which drew the ire of Dubya Bush so much that when Dubya came to power, he & his henchmen created 'evidence' out of thin air to implicate Iraq as one of the backers of the 9/11 attacks which threw the US/Allies into a useless war that killed many and didn't do jack shit except destabilize the region (BIG BREATH) which eventually got Saddam caught when he was hiding in a spider hole (excellent porno name btw)…..THEN he had a 'trial' AND had a necktie party, which pretty much ended his & his family's reign of terror. Yeah, That guy.
So, Saddam, you weren't met with a random number of virgins in Heaven, but I'd be willing to guess that you're having a grand time in hell with Augusto Pinochet, Mags Thatcher, Pol Pot, Joey Stalin, and others who tried to bend the will of the people to help themselves.
I hope you're enjoying your shit cake that’s filled with Komodo Dragon innards, Lenin’s toe jam, and Uday Hussein’s afterbirth that was fried in rancid oil, then doused with cyanide and camel piss.
Anyway, here's a pic of the birthday boy firing a rifle into the air.
xoxo
Jules