Kamala in power = White man's greatest fear / Hey GOP: Impeach *this* 🖕🏻

Trigger warning for the wonderful White mens in my life--truths ahead

I gotta admit, I love watching the powerful White men of this country shit themselves over Kamala Harris. I believe they’re all bunched up because, for centuries, White dudes and dudes in power positions have shat all over women of color for merely existing and making their way in the world by not following the Great White Way. Black women are thriving upwards, and so many White folk are all up in their fee-fees because they think these women are gonna return the favor, so to speak. Honestly, I believe that Black women have much better things to do, like run for President.

I know, I know, not all White men, but the dudes who are in positions of power and influence are truly their true colors by saying stupid shit like:

Rep. Tim Burchett (Dingus-Tenn.), spewing racist and misogynistic crap out of his glue eater, isn’t surprising in the least. White dudes have always been afraid of powerful women, sure, but powerful Black women really, really make them uncomfortable.
Since the GOP can’t exactly attack Harris’s race, they’re going after the programs that have helped people of color and women in the corporate world.
Wisconsin GOP Rep. Glenn Grothman told local news that Biden supports Harris because they “feel they have to stick with her because of her ethnic background.”
Even everyone’s fave crone, Kellyanne Conway, has weighed in on Harris, “She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She doesn’t inspire anyone. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.” Such bold statements from someone who firmly believes in ‘alternative facts’ and whose own daughter and ex-husband troll her daily.

Look, we knew these dog whistles were gonna happen, but this time, folks seem better equipped to push back on the misogynoir that is just starting to ramp up and will get worse and worse with each passing hour.

Oh, the fuckshit. So much fuckshit these days.

Especially coming from the scared and dumb (mostly) dudes in power with the super-duper puckered sphincters, who are crying over their lukewarm Bud Lights each night because there’s a chance Kamala Harris may be the next President of these Yew-nited States. What is their plan of action? Does it involve listening to her proposed policies and seeing if they will help their constituencies? Maybe listening to said constituencies about how a Harris Presidency will do more good than harm, considering the triggered and whining White lawmakers hail from some of the poorest and underserved regions in the country.

Naah. Why do any of those actions? Because those would make too much sense!
Instead, Rep. Andy Ogles (R.-Tenn.) has introduced articles of impeachment against Harris for no good reason. They don’t know what to do since they don’t know how to run against Harris since she’s got all of them shitting their already skid-marked knickers. Ogles apparently thinks that Harris is a doctor and should’ve warned us about Joe Biden’s mental ‘decline’ and other health issues. Keep in mind here that Harris is a lawyer, not a doctor. I can see how Ogles got that confused, seeing that he’s from one of the dumbest states in the Union. I mean, both professions require years of training and, gosh, over-the-top intelligence—something that’s clearly lacking with Ol’ Boy Ogles here.

Rep. Andy Ogles

History will hate you, Ogles, and your dirty bird band of cretins.
In the last Congress, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Handjob-CO) introduced articles of impeachment against Kamala Harris for god only knows what. I’m certain Boebert doesn’t know either. It probably came to her one morning after a rough night of cross-burning. “Smart Black lady makes me feel bad about my dumbass self. I’m gonna impeach her.”

The VeepStakes are still ongoing. Stay tuned, kittens!

Haltingly yours,

j

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